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Nov 15, 2011 0:26:27 GMT -5
Post by cat on Nov 15, 2011 0:26:27 GMT -5
Here is where we can post jokes that we find amusing, or what we think James might find amusing!
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Nov 15, 2011 0:28:49 GMT -5
Post by cat on Nov 15, 2011 0:28:49 GMT -5
OK, here's a joke! Hope you enjoy it! The Afterlife A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact. 'Mary, Mary,' he called ... 'Is that you Fred?' 'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.' 'What's it like?' 'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts all over again.' 'Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven.' ‘Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk!'
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Nov 15, 2011 20:19:12 GMT -5
Post by kathy on Nov 15, 2011 20:19:12 GMT -5
Good idea Cat, but gotta keep em fairly clean ;D "Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." Confucius says: Man who run through airport turnstile backwards going to Bangkok. Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"
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